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Get thee behind me Satan!

Posted by schroeder915 on August 3, 2006

Tropical Storm Chris:

Oya rules over the winds and the hurricanes. Her colors are red, purple, brown, and burnt orange, and her favorite foods are eggplant, plums, grapes, and red wine.


5 Responses to “Get thee behind me Satan!”

  1. Michael said

    I’ll take care of getting Oya the red wine, plums, AND grapes if someone will pick up an eggplant…

  2. G Bitch said

    Got the eggplant!

  3. Schroeder said

    I guess if Chris passes by, we get to have a feast.

  4. Maitri said

    Given that I prefer all of those colors and edibles, I must be Oya’s incarnation on earth. Give me all, especially the plums and red wine, and no one will get hurt. NOW.

  5. Dambala said

    Oya…a temperamental bitch indeed. However she can’t wield the power of the tempest without the consent of Yemoja, the mother of the ocean.

    Pacify Yemoja and you take the wind out of Oya’s hurricanes.

    The best way to appease Yemoja is sex….so somebody’s gotta give it up for her…whose it gonna be?

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