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Mexico in charge of immigration?

Posted by schroeder915 on February 23, 2006

Jay Leno’s monologue on Tuesday:

Welcome to the tonight show. I guess you heard today was the big White House President’s Day clearing sale. All our ports must go. No offer refused. No enemy turned down. Crazy George is insane. Come on down!

This is the most unbelievable story to me. I don’t understand it. Do you know about this? The White House has given permission for a company owned by the government of Dubai to run six U.S. ports, including the Port of New York.

Now, Dubai was accused of helping fund the September 11 attacks, and was one of only three countries to support the Taliban. Now they’re going to run the Port of New York. What’s next? We’re going to put Mexico in charge of immigration? We’re gonna do that? How about Dick Cheney in charge of gun safety? Courtney Love doing Olympic broadcasts?

Not included in the video archive, Leno’s monologue continued, mocking the White House for not finding Osama bin Laden because he’s hiding in the White House basement.


7 Responses to “Mexico in charge of immigration?”

  1. Steve said

    I heard that despite thousands of government troops looking for him, he was somewhere they never went,imbedded in the most desolate and uninhabitable of terrain, New Orleans.

    And on that note I have to say: ARGGGGGGGGGHHH!! I am so frickin sick of this shit!I truly need to vent. Go to
    and scroll down to the article about the Doctors euthanizing patients, and you’ll see why I am so pissed!

    These are people who havent given a shit about N.O. but oh, bring back up the Doctors euthanizing people shit,and they’re out thumping the pro life war drums.

  2. Schroeder said

    I have so little patience for those assholes, and hate wasting my time responding to such stupidity.

    If anyone else wishes to, the posts Steve refers to are:

  3. Rob said

    At last report, Osama was near the Chinese/Pakistani border, though it’s popular for wingers to assert he’s in Iran. At this point, he might be in a ritzy Dubai hotel, waiting to enter a shipping container.

    I’ve heard, by the way, that a deal’s in the works to outsource airport security to a Columbian company.

  4. Steve said

    “outsource airport security to a Columbian company.”

    You’re kidding of course…..right? please oh please tell me youre kidding.I cant take much more of W’s insanity.

  5. Anonymous said

    Even before all this Dubai shit hit the fan, we Americans should be yelling and screaming about the fact that only about 5% of the containers that come into our ports are inspected by US!! If Bush is so big on security, why hasn’t he made damn sure ALL containers are inspected. Lets get that little issue on the table!!!!!!

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