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Condi shows off talent

Posted by schroeder915 on December 6, 2005

Secretary of State Condaleeza Rice uses her diplomatic graces to win the favor of Romania’s foreign minister:

“Are you sure Secretary Rice? It’s a pretty big fountain pen!”

“Oh sure! Go ahead! It’s an old trick I learned in school. You’d be suprised what I can hold in the gap between my teeth. As a high school dare, I once rendered a small goat with a butcher knife between my teeth, and cooked kabobs for a Shriner’s convention by holding skewers in my teeth over a Weber grill.”


2 Responses to “Condi shows off talent”

  1. LOL! that was mean. Let’s instead talk about her character flaws. Like being a sellout. They’re more insidious and despicable.

  2. Schroeder said

    I know. I feel a little guilty, but look at that picture. It screams for a caption along those lines.

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