People Get Ready

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Add your own caption

Posted by schroeder915 on November 30, 2005

This NPR photo was simply too good to pass up.

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4 Responses to “Add your own caption”

  1. “I’m a childish, fucking idiot.”

    🙂

    Stacie

    Spitting in a Wishing Well

  2. Mixter said

    Too easy…

    “ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!”

    Mixter

  3. Schroeder said

    Good Mixter.

    Stacie, I love how you don’t hold back.

    Hmm … “He-man. See, what people don’t understand is that … I am a he-man. And he-man … he’s a … he’s not someone to mess around with … uh … uh … that’s what I like to call he-manismo … you know, like a man, that’s a he, that’s why I call him he-man. And he’s got a sword of re-demp-tion in one hand, and an ax of … uh … salvation in the other. See, because that’s what the terrorists don’t understand. That the United States of America will not give up. We’re gonna stay the course. We will find every terrorist in their caves or in … or in … or in their spider caves … or crab holes … or, you know. And we won’t stop because that’s one thing you have to know about me. I’m not the kinda guy who … uuuuh … uuuuh … gives up. And we’re going to get those terrorists. They’re gonna get redemp … re-demp-tion … or salvation, and that’s what I’m here to do. That’s why I have the sword and the ax. And they’re all terrorists. They hate freedom. Except the woman and children, unless they’re in a car we happen to shoot at. Or all those terrorists we torture to save freedom. Or unless you work for Al Jazeera. Hee. Hee. Hee hee hee. That’s a joke. Hee hee hee.”

  4. Mixter said

    You do a good written impression of Flubya.

    Mixter

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